Roasted 2 months ago based on luni's long term Spotify stats.

Luni, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic art project created by a raccoon on a caffeine high. Seriously, who hurt you? Nightcore and Celtic music in the same breath? It’s like you’re a time traveler who accidentally landed at a rave in the middle of medieval Ireland. Do you listen to your playlists with a sense of nostalgia for a past life as a bard who moonlights as a DJ? I half-expect to see you floating around with wings made of festival wristbands, chanting in a mix of ancient tongues and auto-tuned desperation. Your taste is a buffet of genres that’s just as unappealing as it sounds—who needs variety when you can have “Slap House” take you through a personality crisis? You might want to consider curating a playlist titled “Why Are You Like This?” because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that “Gothic Trap” isn’t on your list, but “Ambient Folk” is. Or maybe I’m just jealous that I didn’t think to mix healing crystals with reggaeton; what a bold niche! Keep doing you, and your playlists might just confuse an entire generation into thinking they’re deep and artistic! And those top artists—Neoni and Halsey? Congrats, you’ve successfully picked the soundtrack for a sad teen drama that never aired! I can only assume “Fish in a Birdcage” is about your emotional state while listening to “Siren” on repeat, contemplating life while cringing at how both your love life and musical taste venture into strange waters. If Spotify ever needs a trash can for rejected songs and genres, I’ll be sure to recommend your profile.

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