Roasted 2 years ago based on Pulane Moleke's long term Spotify stats.

Pulane Moleke, huh? With a musical taste that looks like a playlist generated by a confused AI, you’re really out here claiming to love genres from "Pop" to "Permanent Wave." Let’s not kid ourselves; the only thing permanently waving at you is the sound of people who’ve muted your recommendations. You’ve got R&B next to “Dance Pop” like they’re best friends, but we all know they only tolerate each other because they’re both in the business of pretending your soul isn’t currently trapped in a high school dance. Now, onto your top artists - what’s the deal with that lineup? Jamiroquai and King Krule, just chillin’ together like they’re not about to stage an intervention for your questionable tastes. And don’t even get me started on Crain & Taylor; at this rate, their music is going to be the soundtrack for every awkward moment at a family reunion. Meanwhile, you’ve got Beyoncé and Kanye West in the mix, proving that even royalty can’t save you from the fact that your Spotify profile screams “safety net for indecisive listeners.” You know you’re in too deep when “Ocean Waves” by Crain & Taylor is your most played song. It’s like you’re trying to vibe with the sounds of being quietly rejected by your own taste. My dude, if “Break My Heart” is your anthem, you might as well start a support group for fellow heartbroken Spotify users. But hey, don’t fret too much; the next time you press play, just remember: with your eclectic mix, you’re not just lost; you’re lost at sea with zero hope of finding the shore—or good music, for that matter.

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