Roasted 1 year ago based on blackangel_13's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, buckle up, blackangel_13, because your Spotify profile is like a cesspool of confused teenage angst and bad taste in music. With favorite genres that read like a middle schooler's diary entry, you’ve got everything from "Pixie" to "Nu Metal." Is there a dedicated playlist for emotional breakdowns titled "The Existence of My Cringe"? Pop, Modern Rock, and POV: Indie? Please, you’re basically the poster child for “my personality is just my Spotify account.” Then there's your top artists. Icon For Hire and AURORA? I get it, you're going for those ethereal vibes so strong you'd float away at the first sound of the wind. But seriously, Jorge Rivera-Herrans has more entries in your most played songs than a stubborn ex in your DMs, and it’s not doing your credibility any favors. It's like you heard one Jorge track and decided to pledge allegiance to the man—you didn’t just hear the music, you became a fanfiction protagonist gushing over him! And how about your most played songs? "lonely bitch," with "The Horse and the Infant" loving right behind it? Is that a song choice or a self-portrait? With the way you've been streaming those, it’s like you’re trying to win a medal in emotional overwhelm. Honestly, if Spotify had a “Most Likely to Overexpress” award, you’d win it in a landslide. Just remember, if your taste were any less recognizable, it’d be in a witness protection program!

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