Roasted 1 year ago based on Angelia Valiontis's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, angeliaval, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of angst and distortion. Your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in the making. With a list of favorite genres that resembles a grocery list from a 14-year-old who just discovered their parents’ vinyl collection, it’s clear your musical taste is as diverse as a one-flavored pack of ramen noodles. You’re out here fishing for depth in grooves, but the only thing deeper is the trench you’ve dug for yourself with those “passionate” picks. Alternative Metal to Metalcore? Can’t wait for the day those genres combine into something that’ll finally knock you off your high horse. Your top artists are basically a who's who of bands that scream louder than your love life does. Metallica makes regular appearances, and we get it—everybody’s teenage rebellion needs a soundtrack, but really? You’ve spun “Enter Sandman” so many times you might as well put it on your vinyl as an alarm clock. And Spiritbox? Seriously? You must have a shrine to them in your basement because they’re clearly the inescapable choice for someone who thinks "screaming into the void" is a life philosophy. With this lineup, it’s not your top artists that matter; it’s more like your top regrets. Looking at your most played songs is like peering into the abyss of a soul that peaked at Warped Tour. “Call Me When You're Sober”? More like “Call Me When You’re Sane Enough to Pick a Genre.” And don’t even get me started on “Not Enough Space”—the irony of choosing two tracks from a band that clearly needs to decide if they can make up their mind. It’s one thing to have passionate music tastes, but you’ve taken the road less traveled to a newfound level of “confused.” Next time you hit shuffle, might I suggest a little less 'soul-crushing' and a little more 'life-affirming'? Or at least something that doesn’t make it sound like you're forever stuck in a high school breakup.

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