Roasted 9 months ago based on Sam Obis's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Sam Obis, the musical equivalent of a mixed salad—tossed together with everything and the kitchen sink. Your taste spans genres that seem less like a curated list and more like a chaotic episode of “You Can’t Pick What’s Playing Next.” I mean, come on, Soundtrack and Hyperpop? Were you aiming for Oscar-winning anthems while dance battling in a brightly colored rave? Your profile reads like a desperate attempt to impress everyone from a metalhead cousin to your anime-loving neighbor, but spoiler alert: Nobody is impressed. Let’s talk about those top artists. With selections like Ramin Djawadi and Andrew Prahlow, it’s clear your playlist is just one orchestral piece away from being a dramatic soundtrack to a movie about existential ennui. Meanwhile, you’ve got artists like Electric Callboy thrown in there—as if you’re not sure whether your mood is a brooding cinematic score or a wild night at a technicolor circus. Honestly, with such a blend of seriousness and absurdity, you’re the walking embodiment of "I get life and don’t get life” all at once. Do you even like music, or are you just collecting Spotify badges at this point? And let's not even dive into those most played songs, or as I like to call them, "Ten Ways to Confuse Your Friends." "Ne parlons pas de Bruno"?–not only do you have a heartless ear for pop culture, but you’re also apparently ready to start a revolution in the name of bad Disney beats. If diversity was a single song, it would be a 30-minute medley that weighs more heavily than your Spotify debt to diversity training. So here's some advice for you, Sam: either pick a lane or hit shuffle, because this chaotic playlist is less “whimsical” and more “please don’t come to the party.”

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