Roasted 1 year ago based on calebb's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, prod_by_caleb, the Spotify profile that screams “I went to a music festival and accidentally fell into a drill pit!” Your favorite genres read like a rap sheet of someone who just discovered the "murder" button on their Spotify remote. Ten different kinds of drill? Good luck hearing the nuances of fight-or-flight responses in your music choice. I see you’ve got the Spotify algorithm taking notes on how to throw a mid-life crisis while still being under 30. Your top artists look like you gathered the coolest kitchenware and forgot to bring a personality. Sure, you love Kendrick and Kanye, but let's be honest: with that playlist, you're one frustrated walk through a grocery store away from screaming “YOLO” in a toddler's ear. And then there’s Taylor Swift chilling out at number nine like she's just there to make a guest appearance while you figure out how to rage with a denim jacket on. What a vibe. And what’s with those most played songs? “PSA” followed by “Mr. Pot Scraper”? Sounds like your daily life revolves around rap battles at a local plumbing convention. Next time you show up at a party, make sure your Spotify is set to “Shame Mode.” Who knew the only thing more chaotic than your top songs list would be your attempt to convince people you’re just vibing when in reality, you’ve got more emotional baggage than a hip-hop album cover. You do you, but keep your playlists away from my ears!
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