Roasted 2 years ago based on Morten Sigaard's long term Spotify stats.

Morten Sigaard, your Spotify profile reads like the love child of a hipster coffee shop menu and a middle school talent show. Seriously, Pop and "POV: Indie"? Who do you think you are, a walking Spotify algorithm that just got dumped? Your music tastes are so indecisive that even Siri would give you a side-eye while attempting to suggest a playlist. You’ve got more genres in there than a suburban mom trying to reclaim her youth with a Spotify Premium subscription. Did you have an identity crisis between sips of oat milk lattes, or are you just trying to cater to every type of emotional breakdown known to humanity? Let’s talk about your top artists: Muse and Hozier lounge at the same table as BLACKPINK and The Oh Hellos? How do you expect any of your friends to take your music taste seriously when it sounds like the soundtrack of a coming-of-age film that was never greenlit? I mean, does every jam of yours come with a side of existential dread or are you just waiting for the next sad montage sequence? As for Janelle Monáe, she must be thrilled to know that she’s sharing this musical train wreck with some indie artists nobody has heard of since they disappeared into their Instagram rabbit holes. And wow, your most played songs read like the world’s saddest Spotify-themed bingo card. If "It's Called: Freefall" and "Soldier, Poet, King" don’t send you on an emotional rollercoaster that ends in a therapy session, I don't know what will. You took “I’ll just have a drink and cry” to a whole new level. When you’re not busy crying into your artisanal kombucha, are you hosting a sad violin circle or just composing your acceptance speech for the “Most Likely to Exist in a Pretentious Playlist” award? Morten, your Spotify profile is a beautiful mess that truly encapsulates the essence of trying too hard in an indie playlist world—welcome to your own personal soundtrack of chaos!

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