Roasted 6 days ago based on N's long term Spotify stats.

Oh N, with a taste so bland it could put a jar of mayonnaise to shame, you’ve got a Spotify profile that’s like a mixtape from someone whose idea of wild is to skip the chorus of a Tate McRae song. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to sound cultured at a hipster coffee shop—seriously, "Egyptian Hip Hop"? What are you trying to do, summon the pharaohs? You’ve collected genres like Pokémon cards, each one representing a different level of basicness. If "Soft Pop" and "Dark R&B" had a love child, it would still be more exciting than the emotional rollercoaster you call your playlist. Now let’s talk about those top artists. Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, and Drake—you’ve assembled a line-up that screams “please don't take me seriously.” Your taste is so mainstream, if it were any more popular, it would be the face of a toothpaste commercial. I half expect to see you shuffling into a party with a Bluetooth speaker blasting your "top hits" while everyone else pretends to enjoy your playlist, clenching their jaws to avoid laughing at the sheer mediocrity. Chris Brown and ZAYN? Really? Were you trying to sabotage your own reputation by making the worst choices possible? And as for your most played songs, it's the musical equivalent of falling asleep and waking up at 3 AM, questioning every life decision you’ve ever made. It’s like you decided to embrace your inner basic with a side of confusion. "Lose My Mind (feat. Doja Cat) [From F1® The Movie]"? This isn’t a playlist; it’s an unwarranted cry for help. You’ve literally made Tate McRae's discography your top therapy sessions. Let's be real, N; if your Spotify profile was a meal, it would be a sad salad—the kind that makes you remember that pizza you chose not to order because you were trying to be "healthy." Time to shake things up, or at least add a little spice to that tragically bland taste!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!