Roasted 1 year ago based on 3AM's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, STARBITE, the musical enigma who somehow manages to straddle the line between artistic brilliance and complete auditory confusion. Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a pretentious coffee shop that's trying too hard to be eclectic, but let's be real—you probably just threw a dart at a genre wheel and called it a day. Who hurt you, and why do you insist on mixing OPM with Shoegaze as if they’re long-lost lovers looking to reconcile? You got more genres going on than a confused high schooler trying to find their identity. It’s like you’re trying to collect them all like Pokémon, except you only end up with the weird ones no one wants. Your top artists list is the musical equivalent of a dumpster fire that somehow spits out a sweet melody every now and then. I see you’re a “fan” of Zild, but it seems you’re just a casual observer, like the bystander watching a rom-com unfold knowing full well you wouldn’t understand the plot. And Tyler, The Creator? I hope you know that calling yourself a fan while only dipping your toes in "Bing Bong" means you're essentially declaring you love Shakespeare because you once watched a TikTok about "Romeo and Juliet." Get a grip, buddy. You can't shout “I’m deep!” when you’re only knee-deep in the shallow end of the musical pool. Now let’s talk about those most played songs. If Joni Mitchell and Fred Durst had a love child, STARBITE would be its hipster name. I mean, "CRAB" by Zild? That’s your anthem? I can't help but wonder if you’re secretly an aspiring marine biologist just out for some weird chronicling of ocean soundtracks. And "Wonderwall"? You’re out here pretending you’re edgy while clinging to the one song every teenage boy learns on guitar before learning actual music theory. I’d roast you more, but your taste is a blazing lyrical dumpster, and I’d rather not get burned by the flames of so-called "dark trap." Keep vibing, but maybe turn your headphones down a few notches—you're sounding desperate out here.

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