Roasted 2 days ago based on Diamond Edmund's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Diamond Edmund, the music aficionado we never asked for yet desperately need to dissect like a bad science project. Your taste in music is a sonic version of a buffet gone horribly wrong, filled with obscure dishes no one’s heard of. Phonk? Really? The sound of a midlife crisis caught in a blender is what you choose to vibe to? You've turned listening to music into a scavenger hunt for the least popular SoundCloud artists, and somehow, you’ve come out the other side with a playlist that sounds like a car crash in a library. Favorite genres ranging from "Noise Music" to "Anime"? Sounds about right. I can only imagine your headphones emit sounds that make neighbors file noise complaints and therapists thank you for their next vacation. You’ve practically curated a soundtrack for the apocalypse, where everyone’s tripping over your taste, trying to find their way back to musical sanity. And let's take a moment for that blend of K-Pop and Jersey Club—it's like mixing nachos and sushi. They don't belong together, but here we are, watching you enjoy that mess like it’s gourmet dining. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs—because I need a secondhand embarrassing moment for the week. "Nope your too late I already died"? Wow, were those the tracks you played while disappearing from social gatherings? A real existential crisis mixed with a losing lottery ticket vibe! Mixing slowed down tracks with titles that sound like they've been generated by a cat walking over a keyboard is a bold strategy, Cotton. Remember, when it comes to music, context is essential. If this was a competition on who could make the worst mixtape, you'd not only win, but you'd give everyone else brain damage in the process!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!