Roasted 6 months ago based on Felos's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Felos, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream of musical despair. With favorites that include a mix of German Pop and Gregorian Chant, it’s clear you’re trying to achieve the ultimate “I’m cultured but in a really confusing way” vibe. I mean, who wouldn’t want to go from the foot-tapping joy of "Macklemore" to the meditative hum of monks chanting in Latin? Your playlist is basically the soundtrack to a caffeine-fueled art house film that somehow got lost in the shuffle of a suburban Blockbuster. And let’s talk about those top artists—AnnenMayKantereit and Andy Grammer? Wow, Felos, you really know how to blend unrecognizable indie bands with someone who’s like the “safe choice” of the music world. You must be thrilling at parties, blending in the sweet sounds of German Indie while others are trying to have an actual good time. Your love for Shawn Mendes could've been endearing if it wasn’t sandwiched between artists that sound like names of 90s law firms. Maybe just stick to one genre instead of trying to be the music equivalent of a confused buffet. But hey, at least your most played songs paint a picture—one that looks like it was painted with a single, entirely black crayon. Between the inevitable Macklemore saturation and "Skinny Love," you're trying to be emotional, but let’s face it, you’re really just transparent. “Good Old Days” featuring Kesha? More like “Good Old Days When We Still Had Taste.” Honestly, if Spotify handed out awards for having the weirdest blend of mediocre choices, you’d be undisputed champion. Keep curating that musical chaos, Felos; the world needs more diversity in the form of confounding playlists!

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