Roasted 4 months ago based on Ko's long term Spotify stats.

Ko, your Spotify profile is like a high school gym locker—full of weird smells, questionable choices, and just way too much angst for a sane person. Shoegaze? Slowcore? Are you trying to create a soundtrack for a sloth's existential crisis? Maybe swap those genres for something a bit more upbeat so we can finally escape the melodrama of your mood swings. You don’t need an album cover; your life looks like a perpetually buffering loading screen! Now let’s talk about your top artists—Korn and SEGA SOUND TEAM? Wow, it looks like your playlists got confused and wandered into a kitchen to make a sandwich while still trying to serve an emotional buffet. This is the kind of selection that makes me think you’re just one bad day away from starting a tribute band called “Metal Slug.” And what’s with artists naming songs something that sounds more like newspaper headlines from a horror show? “My Dead Friend”? We get it, your social life is a graveyard—maybe branch out into something uplifting? Or at least something that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to an art-house film about depression. Your most played songs read like a therapy session gone off the rails. "Hiding in Public"? It’s like you’re telling us all that your life is one long cringe-fest where you can’t even face your own taste in music. And “Nothing” by The Beautiful Ones? Honey, even they don’t want to acknowledge you if that’s on repeat. If this is the pinnacle of "relatable," I’d rather listen to elevator music while losing a game of Monopoly. Here’s a thought, Ko: maybe try streaming something other than the soundtrack to a midlife crisis and embrace music that doesn't make people want to throw themselves a pity party.

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