Roasted 2 years ago based on Chiara Gómez's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Chiara, your Spotify profile is a delightful labyrinth of pretentiousness where rock and melancholia collide, giving the world a taste of your tragic playlist like you're auditioning for a role in a sad indie film that nobody remembers. "Permanent Wave"? Sounds more like your attempt at washing away those unfortunate high school karaoke memories than a genuine musical preference. If your taste in music were a mood, it would unbearably dwell somewhere between solemn introspection and “I’m thinking about getting a cat to share my existential crisis.” Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card! The Smiths and Jeff Buckley? At this point, I’m convinced you collect sad songs like they’re Pokémon cards, hoping to evolve into the ultimate angsty music aficionado. And I see we have some Latin flair with Café Tacvba and Bad Bunny - your playlist sounds like a mid-life crisis fenced in by the constraints of a coffee shop that only serves artisanal pastries. Come on, creating such an eclectic mix is like showing up to a potluck with three sad salads and a half-empty bottle of red wine; we appreciate the effort, but dude, read the room! As for your most played songs, I can’t help but raise an eyebrow at your charmingly sad obsession with "Cumbiera Intelectual." It’s as if you were trying to impress your friends with the perfect balance of existential dread and obscure knowledge, but you forgot that no one wants to hear lyrical poetry about being a sad sack at the dance party. With a playlist like that, I’m surprised you haven’t “accidentally” plotted your own demise yet. But hey, at least you found the painful way to enjoy music - just remember, there are therapists for this kind of self-infliction, and they’ll charge you less per hour than the emotional toll of listening to your bio playlist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!