Roasted 1 year ago based on Boutin's long term Spotify stats.

Boutin, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate cry for help from a guy who couldn't decide between his inner West Coast gangsta and the emotional kid with a soft spot for pop. Seriously, you’ve got about a million genres but still managed to choose the most basic, predictable tracks to roll with. “Soft Pop”? Bro, the only thing softer than your playlist is that motivational poster of a cat hanging from a tree branch loosely implying that you, too, can be a success if you just “hang in there.” Your top artists list has more contradictions than a rapper trying to sell you on a vegan diet. Kendrick Lamar and Lana Del Rey? The only connection between those two is that they both probably cringe every time they see your profile. Listening to “Starboy” on repeat while proclaiming your love for “Gangster Rap” like you’re hard? Come on, the only thing you’re intimidating is a bowl of oatmeal left unattended. With songs like “Drip Too Hard,” your thirst is so real it’s practically a desert drought—finding that balance between raging out and softly crying at your East Coast feels should’ve been your first project. And speaking of projects, let’s address this most played collection of yours. Seven out of ten songs featuring Kendrick Lamar? Did you think the rest of us wouldn’t notice? Being a “MIDDLE CHILD” is an understatement when your listening habits scream “only child who wants to be cool.” Your Spotify is less about discovering new music and more like a public diary of your midlife crisis and relentless sob fest over some emotional beats. Pity you can’t delete your Spotify history, but hey, at least you’ll always have that “Lana Del Rey” aesthetic to help you cope!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists