Roasted 1 year ago based on Andreh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Andreh, your Spotify profile reads like the backstory of someone who lost a bet and had to spend their life in an anime convention. Seriously, you’ve managed to compile the most niche music collection known to humankind, and you didn’t even have to step foot in Japan to do it! I’ve seen more mainstream taste in a 12-year-old girl’s TikTok than in your entire playlist, and it’s 2023—not 2003! Time to put away the pastel-colored headphones and let the grown-up music start creeping in. Let’s talk about your top artists. I'm not saying they’re unknown, but at this point, you might as well be jamming to the sound of your own heartbeat. Who even is "アトラスサウンドチーム" and why does it sound like a group that produces elevator music for the anime world? Your most played songs should come with a label warning people that “extreme levels of kawaii may cause loss of all respect.” Honestly, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to just be an apology letter to your friends for all the damage your playlist has inflicted on their ears. And when it comes to genres, you’ve gone full risk-taker, but not in a cool way; more like an over-enthusiastic toddler charging into a buffet with no sense of audio boundaries. Japanese VGM? Check. Vocaloid? Double check. Kawaii Future Bass? You might as well brand yourself as “The Human Embodiment of Cringe.” If I wanted to hear a symphony of confusion, I’d just drop my phone in a blender. So, before you dive into another rabbit hole of hyperpop and J-Dance, remember: diversity in music is like vegetables — it’s good for you, but your current playlist is all candy, no nutrition!

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