Roasted 2 years ago based on Lilly's long term Spotify stats.

Lilly, your Spotify profile is like a Pinterest board exploded with middle school angst and a sprinkle of overpriced coffee shop vibes. With a favorite genre list that reads like you just Googled “popular music from 2015 to 2023,” it’s no wonder you can’t figure out your own identity. If “Art Pop” makes you feel cultured, then I’m pretty sure my toddler’s finger painting is a masterpiece. Seriously, you’ve got multi-genre commitment issues; it’s like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and telling people your favorite dish is “everything.” Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? If I had a dollar for every time you played Olivia Rodrigo, I could practically buy you a personality. “Billie Eilish” and “Lana Del Rey” stick around, but you keep coming back to Olivia like a bad first crush. I mean, for crying out loud, your most played songs are practically a tribute to teenage heartbreak—are you trying to get a PhD in high school drama? At this point, Spotify's about to label you as Olivia’s unofficial hype girl, and I'm half-convinced you’d tattoo her face on your arm if she ever released another sad bop. But hey, let’s not forget the “POV: Indie” and “Gen Z Singer-Songwriter” genres. You’ve got more sub-genres than a hipster coffee shop has ways to get “just a latte.” And don't even get me started on your “Stomp And Holler” playlist—what a classic sign that you’re trying to convince yourself your life isn’t a dramatic musical. So, Lilly, keep curating your playlist that’s basically a therapy session disguised as a sad mixtape, and remember, roasts are just love letters for people who need to get their act together!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!