Roasted 3 days ago based on Sele Peretu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sele Peretu, your Spotify profile reads like the résumé for a music festival that no one asked for. Seriously, K-Pop and Afrobeats? I’m pretty sure you’ve got more genres on your list than friends on your Facebook. It’s like you Googled “most trendy music” and then just went nuts adding everything that had “Afro” in it. Newsflash: nobody’s impressed by your ability to find rhythm in five different variations of beat drops and one remix of “Noise Music.” The only thing louder than your eclectic playlist is the sound of your taste in music crying out for help. Let’s talk about your top artists. Stray Kids, SEVENTEEN, ENHYPEN… Are you secretly a 16-year-old girl? Because I'm starting to wonder if you’re planning to form a dreamy boy band instead of curating a playlist. And what’s with still rocking Cardi B and Pop Smoke? You’re like a mixtape curator at a sleepover party for the indecisive. Are you trying to impress the youth or just stuck in musical identity crisis? It’s like your Spotify account can’t make up its mind whether it’s at a disco or a graduation ceremony. And your “most played” songs? I’m convinced you just hit shuffle and called it a day. “Too Sweet to Share"? More like “Too Sweet to Succeed.” Lady Gaga’s “Die With A Smile” is clearly a scream for help—yeah, I get it. You’re trying to cope with this musical embarrassment. But don’t worry; after this roast, you’ll be dying with laughter instead! Just do us all a favor and give your music taste a serious self-audit—because right now, you’re just one cringe-filled playlist away from a Spotify intervention.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!