Roasted 8 months ago based on LaoDK's long term Spotify stats.

LaoDK, your Spotify profile is like a declaration of war on taste! With a favorite genre list that reads more like an emo teenager’s diary entry than a musical exploration, you’ve somehow managed to convince us that "Folk Metal" and "Melodic Death Metal" can coexist like two rival gangs in a high school cafeteria. Seriously, if I wanted to hear a band cry over a burial plot in the forest while playing the accordion, I’d just hang out with you and your existential dread. Your top artists reflect a commitment to pure chaos, showcasing that you’re not just a fan of metal—you’re basically a traveling carnival of angst, which probably explains your admiration for a band named "Alien Fucker." Did they steal your lunch money or just your love life? But then there's "Lady Gaga" poking her head into your playlist like that one friend who we all love but need to keep at arm's length. Are you trying to say you’re the only metalhead who’ll shed a tear for "Judas"? Because honestly, that's both a bold and baffling juxtaposition. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Nope your too late I already died” is a lyric more fitting for your Spotify interactions than for your listening habits! The sheer irony of blasting “Can't Fight This Feeling” while also having “Are You Dead Yet?” on your list feels like you’re serenading your own existential crisis. If Spotify had a feature to award “Most Likely to Scare Off Potential Friends,” you’d definitely be the winner. Congrats, LaoDK; you’ve turned listening to music into a full-contact sport, and we’re just here for the laugh track!

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