Roasted 2 days ago based on guimarães's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Guimarães, the self-proclaimed hip-hop oracle who clearly thinks listening to more variations of the same genre transforms him into a musical connoisseur. With enough “Hip Hop” and “Trap” to fill an underground bunker, you could practically run a hip-hop campfire where all you do is roast marshmallows and complain about how your Spotify wrapped is basically one long “I'm still mad about the 90s” playlist. If I wanted to hear the same beat over and over, I’d just stick my ears against a washing machine on spin cycle. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar sitting at the top while you cling on to Drake like he’s a life raft in a sea of mediocrity—what a twist! It’s almost cute how you’ve thrown 50 Cent and 2Pac in the mix, like dusting off old family photos to make your desperately outdated vibe feel relevant again. I'm guessing your go-to dance move is a mix between the “I-can’t-believe-I’m-having-an-identity-crisis” shuffle and the “yeah-I-listen-to-hip-hop-but-I-only-wear-Cardigans” sway. Your taste in artists is a perfect metaphor for your personality: an unshapely blend of nostalgia and current trends that simply refuses to evolve. And let’s not overlook “White Noise - 145 hz,” your lone attempt at claiming a sophisticated edge that turns out to be more like a sonic placeholder for when your brain needs to rest from all that fake thug energy. Seriously, Guimarães, have you considered putting your earbuds down and trying something thrilling, like, I don’t know, listening to elevator music while you contemplate your life decisions? But please, keep pretending the world needs more of your curated playlists; I could use a good laugh at my next gathering!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!