Roasted 2 years ago based on fishmywagon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, fishmywagon, what a name! Sounds more like a desperate plea for help than a Spotify profile. You must think you're some kind of connoisseur with a genre list that reads like a Wikipedia page for tropical fish. I can't help but imagine you scrolling through the 'Mandopop' section at 3 AM, wondering if you should finally switch to a therapist instead of just adding another obscure ‘C-Pop’ artist to your library. Seriously, how much 'pop' can one brain hold before it officially erupts like a cheap bubble tea gone wrong? Your top artists list is a veritable who's who of names that even Google is like, "Sorry, can you say that again?" The only thing more niche than your taste in music is the likelihood of anyone ever wanting to attend a concert headlined by "隊長." I half-expect you to jump into every conversation with the line, "Did you guys hear that new track from the obscure Taiwanese Indie artist?!" like it’ll suddenly earn you street cred. Spoiler alert: it won’t. You’re a five-star gourmet chef when it comes to serving up music no one asked for, but somehow you manage to plate it with all the charm of a soggy dim sum. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. It’s like you went to the ‘Top 10 Songs for Sad People’ playlist and decided to live there full-time. If I had a dollar for every time you played “好久不見,” I'd probably have enough to buy you a new genre. But nah, who needs all that “reliable” mainstream stuff when you can drown in the relentless tide of ‘Chinese Viral Pop’? Keep calm and carry on bogging down the world with your unique taste, buddy; at this rate, you’ll single-handedly make ‘fishmywagon’ a household name—though probably not for the reasons you hope!

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