Roasted 1 year ago based on ! Sayaito's long term Spotify stats.

Sayaito, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis, with enough different genres to make even a mood ring throw in the towel. Rap? Emo rap? Melodic rap? It’s like you’re trying to collect them all, just in case you need a different sound for each of your daily meltdowns. And let’s not forget that on your Spotify journey, you somehow ended up in the 'Anime Soundtrack' and 'Japanese VGM' rabbit hole—where vibes go to die and we all wonder how we got here. Seriously, is your life one long anime episode where the moral is just "drown in your feelings"? Your top artists read like a who's who of "please notice me" desperation, with a sprinkle of “I still have a poster of Avicii on my wall” thrown in for good measure. Metro Boomin might be “boomin’” in your playlist, but let's be real, you’ve turned his name into the hip-hop equivalent of a 3 a.m. needle exchange—is it really that deep or are you just bingeing too much Spider-Man content? And it’s adorable that you’ve decided you’re the most complex person at the party with your emotional rollercoaster of juice, Travis Scott, and a dash of Kanye's ego. Lastly, your most played songs tell us everything we need to know: you’re clearly trying to escape reality but keep circling back to that same grim vibe of “Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.” Do you even realize that "Sunflower" is meant to be a happy song or are you just grasping at any semblance of joy like it's an ill-fated dream? In the end, your Spotify isn’t just a collection of tracks—it’s a vivid, cringeworthy testimonial of your inner turmoil, and very much a reminder that sometimes the best therapy doesn’t come with a playlist.

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