Roasted 6 months ago based on toasted riku's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, rei.reiiii, let's dive into this Spotify black hole that you've made your own. Your favorite genres read like an abandoned anime convention’s playlist—seriously, even your music tastes ace cosplaying as the ultimate weeb cliché. I mean, Vocaloid, J-Pop, and K-Pop? It’s like you sat down to create a sonic diet explicitly designed to make the rest of the world question your life choices. Noise music? I think you might just be pushing the envelope a little too far. You know what they say: your taste is like a Japanese horror film—confusing, occasionally painful, and you're left wondering how exactly you ended up here. And speaking of confusion, let’s talk about your top artists. Stray Kids, BTS, and a bunch of musicians whose names sound like the random keyboard mashings of a sleep-deprived raccoon. Did you choose them based on how well they can confuse both your parents and your friends at parties? It’s almost like you’re building an entire universe where you’re the lonely hero in a fanfic that nobody asked for. But kudos on the representation of "Sholawat" there; it's honestly shocking how you managed to stuff that gem among all the high-speed vocal gymnastics. Just know that one day people will study your profile in sociology classes as a textbook example of identity crisis. As for your most played songs? If these tracks were any more niche, they’d need their own secret password to get in. What are you doing? Counting down to the collapse of mainstream music as we know it? "Gimme×Gimme feat. 初音ミク・鏡音リン"? You’ve got to be kidding me! I haven't seen a collection this eclectic since I last logged into an old Myspace account. While your friends are out vibing to chart-topping hits, you’re in your corner with a playlist that’s basically a love letter to the obscure. Just know, every time you press play on that artful chaos, somewhere, a music teacher sheds a tear. Embrace it; just remember, you're in deep.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!