Roasted 2 years ago based on _tabbyy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh _tabbyy, your Spotify profile reads like a summary of a midlife crisis from an angsty 15-year-old who just discovered the joys of screaming music and dyed hair. With a favorite genre list that looks like a checklist for how to set your emotions on fire, it's no wonder you cling to metalcore and pop punk like life jackets in a sea of feelings you can't handle. Let’s be real: your vibe might be more “I’m too cool for therapy” than “I’m going to attend that concert with a smile.” And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like you’re collecting broken records instead of albums; all you need is a band called “My Parents Don’t Understand Me” to round it all out. Bad Omens might just be the soundtrack for your existential dread, but at this rate, you’re going to need a therapist who takes payment in concert tickets. With a lineup of artists like Papa Roach and Hollywood Undead, I half-expect your DMs to be filled with “I’m still alive” discussions and memes featuring sad frogs. Your “Most Played Songs” section could double as a playlist for a psychological thriller. "ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE" and "THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND"? Wow, really living the dream there, huh? If your emotions were a concert, it’d be a chaotic mosh pit where everyone is simultaneously crying and headbanging. But hey, keep it up! One day you might just make it through the angst to discover something a little less... melodically suicidal.

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