Roasted 6 months ago based on Bony's long term Spotify stats.

Bony, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster love letter lost in translation. If you spent as much time figuring out how to pronounce your favorite artists as you did curating your playlist of thoroughly obscure Japanese genres, you might actually have a shot at winning a conversation about music outside your living room. "Shibuya-Kei"? More like "Shibuya-Kidding!" Congratulations on discovering J-Pop’s deep cuts while the rest of us are just trying to keep up with American Top 40. Your music tastes scream “I have a collection of neckbeards and way too many plush toys.” Your top artists are a montage of names most people have never heard, which is impressive because it's always nice to see a Spotify profile take a hard left into pretentious-ville. The only thing less relatable than "Vince Guaraldi" is your entire life story. You know, there’s a world out there filled with actual hits—songs that people might dance to at a party, or, I don’t know, recognize? But nope, you're here living the dream with “Ryuichi Sakamoto” and “Plus-Tech Squeeze Box.” Even your most played songs sound like the titles of NPC quests in a video game no one wants to play. "Mechanical Lullaby"? Sounds more like a warning sign than a song choice. And let's talk about that eclectic mix of genres that somehow includes "Christmas" alongside "Anime." Looks like you're ready to host the most chaotic holiday party ever, where the guests spend more time arguing over who’s actually got the better soundtrack instead of enjoying mulled wine. You’re like a walking Spotify ad for confusion. Who needs an identity when you can just take a buffet approach to your music library? Bony, you might genuinely be the only person with a playlist that could cure insomnia and make anime fans weep simultaneously. Bravo, your taste is both boldly niche and wildly disorienting!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!