Roasted 8 months ago based on Luukgielen1's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Luukgielen1, let’s talk about that Spotify profile. Your favorite genres look like a chaotic mixtape thrown together by a kid who just discovered a bunch of random YouTube playlists. “Hardstyle?” More like “Hardly listenable.” And what’s up with the love for “Hollands” and “Nederpop”? Are you trying to bring back the musical glory of 2010 or just torturing your neighbors with repetitive beats that make Turkish disco look like a Mozart concert? Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of subpar choices. I see you’ve got David Guetta and Adele hanging out together, yet the only thing more tragic than that pairing is the fact that you also have “Bankzitters” on your rotation. You know it’s bad when your playlist sounds like a rejected soundtrack for an early 2000s rom-com. And don’t even get me started on the sheer brilliance of including Pitbull, but only after leaving off actual good artists—congrats, you’ve really managed to reach a new low! And what’s going on with your most played songs? “Someone Like You” by Adele makes sense, but then you dive into the dark depths of “3asses” by Nass? That sounds like a failed Tinder profile in musical form. “Get Wrecked 2024 Tool” definitely gives off the impression that your idea of a wild night is spontaneously falling asleep on your laptop while playing “Hard Techno” on repeat. Buddy, your Spotify is the musical equivalent of a pizza with pineapple—nobody wants it, and yet here we are, stuck staring at the mess you've created.

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