Roasted 3 months ago based on kikusa's long term Spotify stats.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the musical masterpiece that is kikusa's Spotify profile—a collection of genres so niche it makes a hipster coffee shop look like a mainstream chain. "Cloud Rap?" Really? The only thing floating is your taste in music, and it seems to be lost somewhere in the atmosphere with emo cries and rage-filled screams. If you put all those genres together, you'd get a sound that is best described as "I-might-need-a-therapy-session" meets "open-mic-night-at-the-unhappiest-bar-ever." Honestly, the only thing scarier than your "Horrorcore" is how you think this eclectic mix defines you. And let's talk about those top artists. Lil Peep? $uicideboy$? You might as well have just typed "I have a one-way ticket to Sadville" because I can already hear the tears streaming down from your playlists. Steve Sniff might need a new PR agent after you listed him—like, good luck convincing anyone that your taste isn’t a cry for help. Your artists read like a who's who of SoundCloud’s sad boys club, and if anyone takes a listen to this lineup in public, you might just get reported to a mental health professional. Now for your most played songs—did you compile this list during a particularly melodramatic night of doom-scrolling? "CLYDE (I Hope at Least One of My Ex-Girlfriends Hears This)" clearly reveals your deep existential crisis. Spoiler alert: they're not listening, and even if they were, they'd probably change the song to something with less whining. With gems like “I Don’t Wanna Do This Anymore” and “Creep,” congratulations! You’ve successfully curated the ultimate soundtrack for wallowing in self-pity. You might want to consider upgrading that Spotify subscription to include some sunny tunes—trust me, a little Vitamin D can do wonders for that melancholic vibe you’ve got going.
Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!
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