Roasted 9 months ago based on Ayush's long term Spotify stats.

Ayush, your Spotify profile reads like a poorly curated playlist from a wedding DJ who just can’t figure out that “Bollywood” and “Bhojpuri Pop” don’t exactly count as genres in 2023. Seriously, how many times can one person groove to the heartbreak ballads of Kumar Sanu while simultaneously pretending to vibe with “Desi Hip Hop”? I’m pretty sure your favorite genres list just won a sad award for “Most Likely to Put a Party to Sleep.” With that mix, the only crowd you'd attract is the one desperately looking for a chai break and a nap. Your taste in artists is like a time capsule from the 90s—Kishore Kumar, Mukesh, and Jagjit Singh? Are you trying to fight off nostalgia or just trying to ensure that no one under the age of 50 ever follows you? Sure, we respect the legends, but it seems you've mistaken “smugness” for “depth.” And what’s up with Cigarettes After Sex squeezing in there? I can only assume you thought they were some lost Punjabi band. Trust me, the only thing more compelling than your top artists is how hard you’re trying to seem edgy while singing along to Kishore's melodrama in the shower. As for your top tracks, buddy, if “Hothon Se Chhu Lo Tum” isn’t the background score to your perpetual heartbreak, I don’t know what is. I get it, the deep cuts are nice, but let’s be real; playlists should be a reflection of evolution, not an ode to every Rekha and Amitabh film you’ve ever watched while crying into your mom’s samosas. You do know that you have other songs in the world besides “Tumhe Jo Maine Dekha,” right? Keep at it, though! Who needs modernity when you've got the comforting sound of nostalgia?

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