Roasted 1 month ago based on ‧₊˚ 📷 ⋅ ☆Angel Pie.ᐟ‧˚꒰🪼꒱༘⋆'s long term Spotify stats.

Angel Pie, you call yourself a connoisseur of music, but your taste is more like a salad bar in a closed down hospital—confusing and a bit tragic. Your favorite genres read like a rejected menu from a hipster café, and I'm half expecting to see “Tofu Punk” and “Organic Noise” as your next guilty pleasure. It’s like someone threw a dart at a world music chart while high on glitter and kombucha, and this was the result. I don't know whether to laugh or call the music police on you. When your top artists list starts with "Hazbin Hotel," we’ve got a problem. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to let a cartoon character buy concert tickets? And then we have a lineup that jumps from Lady Gaga to PinkPantheress, implying you can't decide if you want to dance or cry in a corner. Seriously, your Spotify is like a photo album that got thrown in a blender—trendy on the outside but all mixed up on the inside. You’re channeling the chaotic energy of someone who accidentally wandered into a record store during a breakdown. Now let’s not even talk about those most played songs! “Fame is a Gun” and “Jigsaw Falling Into Place?” Are you crafting some sort of existential crisis mixtape? I can practically hear the sound of your playlists sobbing in the corner, desperately pleading for a makeover. Your listening habits are so all over the place they make a pinball machine look organized. If music were a fashion statement, you'd be wearing plaid with polka dots and Crocs. So, Angel Pie, let’s find you a genre and stick to it, before your profile gets declared a disaster zone with its own warning label!

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