Roasted 1 year ago based on Riyanshi's long term Spotify stats.

Riyanshi, your Spotify profile is like the buffet line at a wedding—overwhelmingly chaotic and definitely not what anyone ordered. With a favorite genre list that screams “I can’t commit,” you’ve somehow managed to blend K-Pop and Sufi into a musical smoothie that one could only describe as 'culturally confused.' Make up your mind, because if I wanted to experience this much indecision, I’d just ask my parents about their plans for my future. As for your top artists, it looks like you’re trying to win a gold medal in the “Who Can Be More Basic?” Olympics. BTS, BLACKPINK, and A.R. Rahman? Very cute, but you might want to dive a little deeper into the vast ocean of music instead of just splashing around in the kiddie pool. Between the Gujarati Garba and Tamil Pop, it feels less like a playlist and more like an episode of a cooking show gone wrong—too many ingredients and way too much confusion. Now onto your most played songs, which reveal your taste is as scattered as your attention span during a lecture. “Love Story” by Indila makes sense, but “A Flying Jatt”? That’s like saying you want your music selection to reflect your entire personality: whimsical and slightly embarrassing. And who the heck is FloyyMenor? Is that a band, or did you just throw a bunch of random name generators at a wall? I get it, Riyanshi—variety is the spice of life, but your musical taste reads more like a confused toddler's crayon drawing.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!