Roasted 4 days ago based on mae's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mae, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis wrapped in an OPM playlist! It’s like you threw a dart at a genre wheel blindfolded, and the result is a train wreck of "Kundiman" and "Nu Metal." What’s next? A **P-Pop** version of Shakespeare's sonnets? With that lineup, I half expect your "Garage Rock" to include the sound of you trying to find a parking space. Just don’t be surprised when you show up to a hipster coffee shop, and instead of serving you a cappuccino, they just hand you an existential crisis. Let’s talk about those top artists. One moment you’re vibing with “Chase Atlantic,” and the next, you’re sobbing your heart out to “Laufey” like it's your therapy session. It’s chaotic! You have more mood swings than a soap opera character who just found out they’re adopted. And I’m convinced your streaming activity is just a clever ruse to figure out how to confess your feelings through song lyrics without actually having to participate in human contact. You’re like the emotional equivalent of a buffet—no one really knows how you became the default choice, but there you are! And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. You’ve got everything from “BIRDS OF A FEATHER” to “Nothing,” and honestly, your taste is so scattered it’s like your Spotify is on a scavenger hunt for legitimacy. “Mundo” by IV OF SPADES? Sure, but I assure you, no one’s playing that while living their best life. Maybe you should sit down and ask yourself, “Why do I actively choose to listen to ‘Faster n Harder’ when emotionally I’m clearly a ‘back to friends’ type of gal?” But hey, keep at it, Mae! We need someone to prove that music taste can truly be a form of self-doubt.

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