Roasted 1 year ago based on jackson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jackson, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by a hyperactive teenager who just discovered feelings and the internet at the same time. With "Soft Pop," "Emo Pop," and "Christmas" hitting the top of your favorite genres, it’s clear you’re riding the emotional rollercoaster all year round, from drifting into the waters of teenage angst to rocking out in a Santa hat. What’s next? A genre dedicated to your love of pumpkin spice lattes and existential dread? At this rate, I half-expect to see a song called "Tears in My Tinsel" on your most played list. Your top artists are a veritable museum of the most questionable choices someone could make, like watching a Timothée Chalamet movie marathon right after binging the worst reality TV has to offer. Cameron Sanderson and Zack Fowler dominate your playlists, making one wonder if they sent you a care package of mixed tapes and hope, or if you’re just one pair of tear-soaked skinny jeans away from creating a social media account to advocate for their one-hit wonders. It’s like you’re the proud curator of a support group for marginally talented artists who need a hug, or at least a new marketing team. And then there are those most played songs, Jackson. “Therapist” and “don’t call back”? I’m no detective, but it sounds like you’re sending a not-so-subtle message to the universe that you’re still figuring out how to handle your emotions. It’s either that or you’re trapped in a love triangle with your Spotify account and a mystery bag of 2000s pop nostalgia. If I had a nickel for every time I heard "SOS" while scrolling through those sob stories, I would have enough to hire you a real therapist instead of relying on “musicals” for emotional support. Listen, buddy, it might be time to diversify your music taste—maybe throw in a podcast or a true crime story to balance out all that emotion swirling around. Just saying!

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