Roasted 6 months ago based on Charlotte's long term Spotify stats.

Charlotte, what’s going on in that Spotify list of yours? It's like you raided a Hot Topic and decided to pay homage to every mood swing you've ever had, with the consistency of a mid-2000s emo kid's diary. I’d advise you to diversify your music choices, but clearly you’re too busy wallowing in the existential dread brought on by Sleep Token’s entire discography. At this point, you might as well wear a shirt that says, “I’m not sad, I’m just really passionate about my feelings... and metal.” Did you really need ten genres made up of various ‘core’ subcategories? That’s like using every crayon in the box for a drawing of a stick figure. But then again, it’s no surprise you’ve got a love affair with "post" and "screamo"—clearly those were the only terms you understood while figuring out how to deal with your emo phase. I commend you for trying to bring the classic “it’s-not-a-phase, mom” energy, but darling, the only thing getting "progressive" is how far behind you are on actually enjoying life away from your headphones. And then there’s your top artists. "Post Malone"?! Seriously?! He’s the sole beacon of light in this dark festival of angst? It’s like you’re curating the ultimate playlist for a therapy session that’s about as effective as yelling into a void. If “A Little Piece of Heaven” is your idea of salvation, it’s clear you’re just a heartbeat away from starting a TikTok account dedicated to your favorite sad songs while wearing a beanie indoors. Embrace it, but for the love of all that’s metal, please add a few upbeat tracks... unless you just want to continue to summon the spirits as you thrash in your bedroom.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists