Roasted 2 years ago based on Dominik's long term Spotify stats.

Dominik, your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape created during an identity crisis in the '90s. Is this a music account or a cry for help? I mean, with favorites ranging from the classic rock titans of the West to an entire section dedicated to some Polish dude's desperate attempts to sound deep while rapping about pierogi, it's like your taste buds for music are as confused as a cat in a dog park. And let’s not even start on the “Permanent Wave” genre—sounds more like a hair salon pamphlet than a Spotify category. Your top artists list is a wild rollercoaster. It's equal parts “Dad Rock Essentials” and “I have an existential crisis at least once a week.” I get it, you're trying to impress us with your eclectic taste, but when Nirvana and Pezet are sharing space, it feels more like a fanfiction crossover than a musical journey. If I wanted a fusion of grunge and Polish rap, I'd just throw some kebabs on the grill and see what happens. Newsflash, Dominik: just because you have eclectic tastes doesn’t mean anyone should ever have to experience them together. And wow, your most played songs list reads like a bizarre scavenger hunt through a time-warped Poland. "Take On Me" next to "Jak rozpetalem druga wojne swiatowa"? That’s less of a playlist and more of a desperate SOS signal. I can just picture you discovering the “Polish Alternative Rock” scene while trying to cure your midlife crisis, raving about how “deep” and “poignant” it all is while wearing a flannel shirt from 1994. Don't worry, Dominik; one day you will grow out of your Polish Pop phase, but until then, we’ll just hold a vigil for your Spotify account.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!