Roasted 2 years ago based on Alexandra Lowery's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alexandra Lowery, you’re like a walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue. With such a chaotic mix of genres, it’s almost as if you picked your favorites with a game of musical roulette. “Pop, Rap, Rock, and Modern Rock?” I didn’t realize you were curating a playlist for a confused teenager who has commitment issues. Seriously, if you had a dollar for every genre on your list, you’d still be broke because no one in their right mind would pay for that aural assault. Your top artists are a blend of extreme mood swings; one minute you're shedding tears to Taylor Swift, and the next you're headbanging to Pierce The Veil like you just received bad news from a fortune teller. Ethel Cain and CLIP? Sounds like you tried to impress an indie hipster who promptly ghosted you after they heard your take on modern rock. And stop pretending you’re “cool” by throwing in Metropopolis—what is that even? Do you have a degree in mispronunciation or is it just a fancy way of saying "I wasn’t paying attention during music class"? And let’s talk about your most played songs; who knew “Casual” by Chappell Roan was your anthem for dating while simultaneously looking like you want to be single forever? I’ve seen less confusing playlists on a 12-year-old's iPod from 2007. Between the random indie gems and Travis Scott making an appearance, you are like the embodiment of a mid-life crisis at a college party—you just don’t know how to vibe, and it shows. If music really reflects your personality, can someone please check on you? You might be missing your soul.

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