Roasted 2 years ago based on sappybutcrappy_'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t sappybutcrappy_—a Spotify profile that somehow manages to sound like a middle-aged dad trying to be cool at a quinceañera while he trips over his own nostalgia. With genres ranging from "Urbano Latino" to "Art Pop," your taste in music looks suspiciously like the playlist version of a buffet where someone just slops everything together because they couldn't make a decision. Talk about a musical potluck gone horribly wrong; it’s like your ears are throwing a pity party every time you hit play! Your top artists list reads like a hipster's grocery list after a semester abroad: "Look, I like the Arctic Monkeys AND Bad Bunny, so I'm cultured!" Too bad culture doesn’t come with a manual on how to prevent a complete identity crisis every time you listen to "Lana Del Rey" right after “Wisin & Yandel.” I half-expect you to have a tattoo that says “I love music” with an asterisk that leads to a footnote clarifying "only if it fits my eclectic mood, whatever that might be today." And let's not even start on your most played songs—what a hodgepodge collection of tracks that sound like they were pulled from a mixtape made by someone who hasn’t figured out whether they’re more mopey or ready to party. I mean, “Missing - Todd Terry Club Mix”? Really? Do you even know what “missing” feels like, or is it just a musical metaphor for your quest to find a coherent sound? Your playlist is like a romantic comedy that forgot to be funny or romantic, and you seem to be the only one still buying tickets!

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