Roasted 8 months ago based on ᐯ乇几ㄖ乂's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ᐯ乇几ㄖ乂, the Spotify profile that reads like a teenager's desperate attempt to sound cultured but just ends up sounding like a glitch in the matrix. French rap? Pop urbaine? Rage rap? I've seen more diversity in a bowl of oatmeal! Seriously, your taste in music is like a buffet where every dish is just a different flavor of cardboard, all drowning in mediocrity. You’ve swiped right on more genres than I’ve swiped past your profile! Now let’s talk about those top artists. Werenoi? Bless your heart for trying to impress everyone by focusing on the obscure. When your biggest flex is naming artists that even Google struggles to recognize, it’s time to reconsider your choices. I’m genuinely surprised your music doesn’t just display a “404 Not Found” error. And ‘menace Santana’? Sounds like the name of a kid who steals lunch from the cafeteria, not an artist worth jamming to. But hey, that’s what happens when you avoid the mainstream—guess you're too cool for everyone else’s ears! Your most played songs look like they were curated from the scraps of a mixtape being passed around the local high school band! “Braquage à l'africaine, Pt. 5”? I have no idea what that means, but I assume it’s some kind of trendy mumble rap that sounds better when you’re pretending to nod your head in a dark room. And with Werenoi occupying nearly half your library, it’s clear that your Spotify Wrapped is going to hit differently: "Congratulations! You’re the #1 fan of zero people!" Keep streaming your cringe-worthy tunes while the rest of us enjoy music that has actual melodies.

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