Roasted 2 years ago based on taylorbx3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Taylorbx3, the musical equivalent of a buffet where you can’t make up your mind. You like rap, pop, hip hop, and to top it all off, you crammed in every sub-genre imaginable like they’re your exes and you couldn’t let any of them go. Canadian pop? Seriously? You must be the reason the borders were closed during the Great White North's emo phase. It’s like you threw a dart at a list of genres blindfolded, and this was the best you could do? Someone get this person a musical identity! Your top artists read like an indecisive music executive’s dream and a teenage girl’s Pinterest board combined. Drake and Taylor Swift? What’s next, a collaboration between Lil Wayne and a crying Justin Bieber? And I’m still reeling that Bob Marley is sandwiched between Chris Brown and Ed Sheeran; that’s like serving a five-star meal next to a fast-food dumpster. Seriously, if your Spotify algorithm were a person, it’d probably be stuck in a cringe spiral of trying to impress everybody. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Head Shoulders Knees & Toes”? I thought we were going through a midlife crisis but apparently, you're hosting a preschool dance party. "STAR WALKIN'" as your League of Legends anthem? I guess that's fitting; you've clearly spent enough time in the virtual world to avoid reality. With that playlist, you’re as eclectic as a thrift store on sale day, which is impressive considering thrift stores at least have a theme. You could literally feed your music taste to a wolf, and it would still return with a confused expression. Time to get a little more selective with those listening habits, Taylor; your ears have been through enough!

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