Roasted 10 months ago based on Melissa Bratcher's long term Spotify stats.

Melissa Bratcher: where your Spotify profile serves as a stark reminder that someone out there is swiping right on "New Wave" and "Art Rock" like it's some hipster Tinder. Seriously, your playlist reads like the theme music for an indie film about a group of people who worked really hard to seem interesting but couldn’t quite manage it. The only thing more baffling than your favorite genres is how you clearly have a special seat on the “Bizarre Music Taste” bandwagon. I guess we can chalk it up to you being on a crusade to prove that you actually do own a fedora. Your top artists include Sparks and Black Moth Super Rainbow, which sounds like a rejected children’s book about a misunderstood unicorn. If I had a dollar for every time someone’s played “Dick Around” by Sparks, I’d still be broke because chances are that was just you, in the corner, pretending to be quirky. And how does it feel to write a love letter to the ‘60s and then sidestep into Christmas? Who knew you could go from "wanting more" to "Let it Snow" at the drop of a hat? You might as well start a band called "Merry Psycho-Christmas," the only thing more confusing than your taste in music! As for the most played songs, you’ve got a mix that’d confuse the hell out of a time traveler from the '80s. There’s an aggressive energy in your playlist that suggests you’re either throwing an avant-garde rave or desperately attempting to convince your friends that you’re not just a stuck record of “This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us.” But deep down, we all know there’s room for only one: you. One listen to your profile and it’s crystal clear: you live in a universe where every day is “Bring Da Ruckus.” Just remember, darling, it’s cool to be different—but it’s also OK to kick it with some Taylor Swift once in a while!

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