Roasted 2 days ago based on Zoe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Zoe, with your Spotify profile, it looks like you took a dive into an obscure German music scene with a snorkel and a strong Wi-Fi connection. “German Indie”? What’s next? German yodeling? I mean, I get supporting local artists, but how deep in the crate do you have to dig to find songs by an artist named "liska"? Sounds less like a band and more like an allergy you just don't want to admit to. Your top artists read like a bad Tinder bio; you know, the type that screams, “I’m totally original!” while secretly blasting Dominic Fike on repeat. I see you, mixing your emo rap and cloud rap like a DJ trying to mix orange juice and pickle juice. You’ve managed to create a playlist that’s as confused as your sense of style — someone needs to remind you that “nu metal” is not a personality type; it’s just a phase you need to outgrow. And seriously, your most played songs should come with a warning label: “Caution: Listening may induce severe eye rolls from anyone with taste.” “Elliot’s Song”? More like “Elliot’s Cry for Help!” Poor choice, Zoe. You’ve got a music taste that could only be salvaged by a revival of boy bands or a complete personality overhaul. Step it up, or at least get some earplugs for the rest of us!

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