Roasted 2 years ago based on hmm's long term Spotify stats.

Hey "hmm," I see you’ve put a lot of thought into your Spotify profile, or should I say, you handpicked every single genre to ensure you peak in mediocrity. With a playlist reflecting more mood swings than a teenage girl, your taste in music radiates confusion. At least the confusion might help distract from the fact that your favorite genres are a smorgasbord of ‘I can’t decide’ and ‘I haven’t updated my music library since 2018.’ Let's talk about your top artists – really? "Osho Jain" and "Anuv Jain" sound more like your failed attempts at naming your pet goldfish than legitimate musical preferences. And, oh, don’t get me started on "Desi Hip Hop." Your selection screams “I might order butter chicken at an Indian restaurant for the first time!” Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if half your playlists came from last year’s graduation party and the other half from your parents' old cassette tapes. And your most played songs? Wow, it’s a wonder that your Spotify hasn’t sent a search party on a quest to find some originality! The only thing more predictable than your top tracks is the fact that you’ll play them loudly in the hopes someone will acknowledge your existence. But hey, at least now people will know when you enter a room – just listen for the echo of “Tu Aisa Kaise Hai?” It’s the perfect soundtrack for awkward social situations and reminders that, yes, you really did swipe right on "permanent wave"!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!