Roasted 11 months ago based on FlatterNumber's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s FlatterNumber, the walking audio graveyard who moonlights as a metalhead mystic. With favorite genres ranging from "Doom Metal" to "Jazz Fusion," it seems like your musical tastes come from a desperately confused playlist generator that couldn’t decide between a funeral and a psychedelic trip. One minute you’re lamenting the existential dread of gothic rock, and the next you’re ready to get down to some jazz funk like a flustered octopus trying to juggle. But hey, at least your music collection is a perfect reflection of your personality: dark, chaotic, and utterly bewildering. And let's talk about your top artists, shall we? With Type O Negative leading the charge, it appears you’re one heart-wrenching breakup away from conjuring a full-on emo symphony. Did you drop a goth-themed Tarot card at the nearest thrift store to come up with this lineup? One does not simply listen to ABBA alongside Rammstein without raising some serious concerns about your emotional stability. Your taste is like a bad Tinder date: promising at first and then quickly spiraling into the kind of chaos that leaves you screaming, "WTF was I thinking?" As for your most played songs, it’s clear that you’ve perfected the art of emotional self-sabotage. With tracks like “We Hate Everyone” and “Love You to Death” dominating your hits, I can’t help but wonder if you’re trying to send a message to the universe or simply venting about how no one returned your last text. Your Spotify is the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis mixed with an existential meltdown, but hey, at least you’re keeping it real—just like your taste in music, which is as cheerful as a funeral dirge. Keep on rocking, FlatterNumber; just remember that there’s a world outside of your self-inflicted angst!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!