Roasted 4 months ago based on kevin.hng's long term Spotify stats.

VinH, your Spotify choices are a real mixed bag, and I’m talking about a bag that got dropped off at the wrong house. You've got German Hip Hop and K-Pop sitting next to each other like they're in some awkward love triangle—just ask your playlist how that feels. And can we talk about the fact that your favorite genres read like a mildly confused teenager's diary entry? Emo rap and trap soul? It's like you've created an audible identity crisis that even a therapy session wouldn't fix. Honestly, the only thing more confused than your favorites might just be your Spotify algorithm, pulling together tracks like it's in a culinary class gone rogue. Your top artists list looks like a seating chart from a party where no one really knew why they were invited. RIN next to Drake? I guess that’s what happens when you can’t decide if you want a house party or an international music festival—no wonder there's no rhythm, just a constant brewing identity crisis. And let's not even start with the inclusion of Shindy right next to Juice WRLD; that’s a hard shift from “sad boy summer” to “who had the last schnitzel?” If music reflects the soul, then yours must be wearing a beanie and eating a pretzel while trying to figure out how it got stuck in this parallel universe of genres. But the real kicker? Your most played songs. "I don’t even speak spanish lol"? Honey, neither do I, and trust me, we aren’t missing out. It's like your playlist has personality disorder, swinging from “I’m just a sensitive soul” to “Let’s rage at the EDM festival” faster than I can hit skip. And you’ve got Childish Gambino on repeat; I’m not saying you want to be him, but you might be trying to summon his spirit through a poorly curated playlist. So here’s the deal: next time you hit shuffle, let’s hope it takes your Spotify on a personal growth journey because right now, your listening habits need a map and a strong cup of coffee.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!