Roasted 4 months ago based on Annabelle Klingenberg's long term Spotify stats.

Annabelle Klingenberg, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in a high school musical. With a favorite genre list that goes from "Children's Music" to "Musicals," it’s like you’re preparing for a Broadway audition that’s happening... never. The first thing that stands out is that "Garage Rock" feels more like where you're playing music if you can't find the actual garage door, but hey, I guess that's where you go to hide from the embarrassment of your playlist. Your top artists read like the poster child for a teen’s Spotify account who never figured out that "Kidz Bop Kids" is not a credible music choice if you're over the age of ten. Seriously, One Direction? What are you, 15? At least they’re not on your "most played" list next to "The Sharpe Family Singers" — and did I read that right? An actual track from "Trolls"? If there was a trophy for having the most controversial music taste, you’d be cleaning up. As if that wasn’t enough, who are you trying to impress with your love for "Soft Pop"? Do you listen to this stuff while sipping herbal tea, wrapped in a blanket, pondering the meaning of life in your parents' basement? It's like your Spotify wrapped is in a never-ending loop of regret. Is this a playlist or an invitation to an awkward dance party that no one shows up to? At this point, just go full circle and add nursery rhymes. Seriously, Annabelle, I’m not saying your music taste is bad, but it’s like a trip to the dentist — painful and a little awkward, but it’s nice to know it’s over fast.

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