Roasted 2 years ago based on naxxyy's long term Spotify stats.

Naxxyy, your Spotify profile is like a pop-up ad that won’t close—it's aggressively in your face and oddly specific. I admire your dedication to niche genres nobody asked for, but who knew you could fit Canadian Pop and Metropopolis into the same playlist? Nice to see that there’s a whole section of your music library dedicated to sounding like a sequel to “High School Musical,” but with a side of Japanese VGM that’s giving us all a mid-life crisis. And speaking of your top artists, damn, are you okay? Your Spotify is like a musical midlife crisis wearing a glittery coat. Justin Bieber and Gibi ASMR in the same lineup? Are you trying to soothe yourself after a breakup by vibing out to "Sorry" while simultaneously falling asleep to the sound of someone crinkling bubble wrap? Not to mention, the only way you could be more basic is if they started holding pop classes for everyone who uses “R&B” as a mood. Your whole vibe reads like someone who owns a vinyl of t.A.T.u. and insists it’s “ironic.” Let's talk about those most played songs. “SLAY!” is clearly a cry for help, and #BrooklynBloodPop! sounds like a genre invented by a toddler who just learned to hold a crayon. Freckles from Rurouni Kenshin? Leave the nostalgia to the rest of us and get a time machine, please! And what’s up with "It's Gonna Be Me" making an appearance like it's still 2000? I’d suggest getting into therapy, but I’m afraid your therapist would just end up stuck in one of your cringey dance pop loops. Your playlist is a wild ride; no seatbelt required, but brace yourself for an embarrassment crash!

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