Roasted 10 months ago based on Grey's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Grey, I see your taste in music is as confused as your personality. Listing "Rock," "Alternative Rock," and "Britpop" right next to "Latin Indie" and "Trova" is like serving a gourmet meal at a toddler's birthday party. It just screams, “I like a little taste of everything, but I can't commit to anything.” You might as well be the musical version of a buffet where everything looks appealing, but the moment you take a bite, you regret your life choices. Your top artists read like a hipster's scavenger hunt. Agnes Obel and The Smashing Pumpkins—both trying to process whatever existential crisis you seem to be having. You’ve got "Perfume Genius" in there, which is only fitting since you clearly need a little genius in your life to help you pick a coherent sound. And King Raam? C’mon, buddy, you must have been searching through the depths of the internet to find someone even your friends don't recognize—he sounds less like an artist and more like a bad spell from a fantasy novel. And oh my goodness, those most played songs! "Start a War" and "Run Cried the Crawling"? The only war starting here is your ongoing battle with self-respect. They should include a warning label on your Spotify profile: “Caution: Highly susceptible to dramatic mood swings.” It’s as if you opened a rabbit hole of angst and decided to dive in headfirst, but instead of introspection, you came out with an identity crisis. Seriously, for someone with such eclectic music taste, it’s a miracle none of your playlists come with a side-vibe check!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!