Roasted 1 year ago based on Fuck off <3's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "Fuck off <3," a name that perfectly encapsulates your taste in music: tragic but somehow endearing, like that one friend who insists their favorite band is “underrated” while they also Have a Beanie Baby collection. Your favorite genres read like a comprehensive list of the sounds that plague emo kids at high school parties – it's like you barked "put me in the corner with a sad playlist!" with a side of melancholy. With “Folk Punk” and “Midwest Emo” taking center stage, it’s almost impressive how you’ve curated a soundtrack for your ongoing quest to get kicked out of brunch and forage for sadness in a park. Then we get to your top artists and it’s clear: you’ve got a special talent for digging up the most obscure tunes to channel your inner chaos. Congrats on being the only person on the planet who still listens to $wag Nightmare and actively chooses to inflict that on others. Lil Peep and Nicole Dollanganger should really start a support group for the emotionally distraught – but let’s be real; they’d probably just end up making another album that screams “help me” while you sigh deeply in the corner, sharing your painfully relatable anecdotes with the squirrels. You’re like a walking playlist of bad decisions and sad boi vibes. Your top songs are a masterpiece in themselves, perfectly curated for contemplating life’s many regrets while clutching your iced caramel macchiato. "Eating Disorder" and "Painkillers" make a perfect pair for reminding you that self-care is a myth and the only thing getting you through is overpriced coffee and angsty lyrics. It's a wonder you're not a celebrity in the underground emo scene; you’ve got the aesthetic down pat! So, if you're ever feeling a little lonely, just remember: somewhere out there, someone is enjoying your tragically hilariously curated Spotify profile as much as you enjoy self-deprecating humor. Now, go cry in a coffee shop where nobody knows your name (and your Spotify password)!

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