Roasted 10 months ago based on Fafako's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Fafako, the self-proclaimed king of African beats and the only person I know who takes “Afro” as a career choice. You’ve got an impressive collection of genres that sound like an over-caffeinated DJ’s shopping list. Are you trying to give African music a less catchy label through sheer volume? With enough “Afros” in your profile, it's like you’re just one too many away from starting your own revolution – “AfroHop: The Next Level.” Good luck explaining that one at family gatherings! Let’s talk about your top artists, which reads like a lineup for a festival that happens in an alternate universe where only people with bad taste in music are allowed. Asake, Wizkid, Burna Boy... I get it, you love the sound of men repeating the same catchy phrase for three minutes straight. Meanwhile, you also keep The Weeknd and Drake in your rotation, just to give your playlist the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. What a wild mash-up! Is your love for them a guilty pleasure, or do you just enjoy crying to sad tunes while still trying to dance like you’ve got the rhythm of a broken robot? Oh, and those most played songs? KSI next to Bob Marley is an aesthetic choice I didn’t know I needed but certainly didn't ask for. "Die With A Smile" in both instrumental and vocal versions? Sounds like you're preparing for a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. You’ve got more Lady Gaga than any respectable Afrobeat enthusiast ever should, while the only thing more confusing than your taste in music is probably trying to figure out where you stand in the world of genre identity. Let's be real, if Spotify ever deemed a profile too eclectic for its user base, yours would be the first to be sent to the “Musically Confused” zone.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!