Roasted 11 months ago based on balder's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Profmonkey06, the only Spotify profile that doubles as a retirement home for the sad acoustic ballads and sea shanties. Your taste in music is like a hipster’s wet dream, firmly rooted in a folk festival that never quite happened. With a collection primarily filled with songs that sound like they were written during a chronic case of “I hate my day job,” it's clear you’ve found solace in melodies that are about as upbeat as your social life. How many flannels do you own? Asking for the five people left still trying to rescue you from that emotional pit you call a playlist. You’ve got more love for Tally Hall than a toddler has for their favorite blankie. Seriously, your top songs list looks like a "how to be insufferably indie" guide. Nothing says “I’m deep” like cramming your ears with a sad boy anthem while pondering the existential dread of a Midwest winter. Are you secretly on a mission to prove that life can only be celebrated through songs unironically drenched in angst? At least you’re consistent—your taste is about as varied as a block of tofu in a vegan café. And let’s talk about that artist lineup. Hozier, Bob Dylan, and a sprinkle of sea shanties? Congratulations, you’ve somehow employed the strangest team of musical therapists known to humanity. Just what we need: a soundtrack for your next existential crisis mixed with "Yo ho ho" and the smell of desperation! If your Spotify profile were a party, it’d be the one where everyone’s expressing their feelings in the corner while the rest of the world rages on without you. At least we know where to find you—drowning in nostalgia and pining for a time when it was cool to wear your heart on your sleeve… before you got lost in the folk woods of your own making.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!