Roasted 8 months ago based on ughjacob's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jacob Isaac, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school goth’s diary after a particularly emo breakup. It’s like someone shoved a cornucopia of angst and testosterone into a blender and hit "puree." With a musical taste as subtle as a sledgehammer, you’ve chosen more variations of “metal” than a blacksmith in a power metal band. Seriously, do you think you’re auditioning for a role in a horror movie every time you hit 'shuffle'? Top artists like Avenged Sevenfold and Rob Zombie? I’m starting to think your idea of a romantic evening involves candlelight, a printed playlist, and a heartfelt letter to your local emo revival band. The only heartbreak you’re capable of feels like it was ripped straight out of a 2000s teen drama, with lyrics that scream louder than your internal monologue when someone steals your parking spot at the mall. And let's not even talk about how your affinity for “rap metal” and “screamo” suggests you might need a deep-seated therapy session over mummy issues. You’ve got "Hail to the King" on repeat—congratulations, you’re an honorary member of the Metal Hall of Clichés! Your most played songs read like a karaoke night gone horribly wrong, showcasing a passion for shouting and power chords that would make a seagull feel bad for you. But hey, keep living your best life in the dark corner of the concert hall, just remember: there’s more to music than making people want to wear black and wear eyeliner. Maybe throw in a little pop now and then—you might even smile once in a while!

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