Roasted 2 years ago based on Hartman's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Hartman, your Spotify profile is like a sonic landfill, overflowing with genres that sound like a bad high school art project. "Dreamo"? Really? That sounds like the music you listen to while contemplating how to avoid adulting. And don't even get me started on "Grungegaze" and "Zoomergaze" — is this a music collection or the soundtrack to your existential crisis? Congratulations, you’ve managed to find a way to combine the angst of the ‘90s with the confusion of the Gen Z-era. At this point, your playlist is less "curated" and more like a random button-mashing session on someone’s messy keyboard. Your top artists list reads like a group of band names so obscure, they could be the opening act for a parking lot drumming circle. Alicks? Sounds like a failed attempt at a name that was too cool for just "Alex." And while you’re over there jamming to "Year of the Knife" six times on your most played list, I can't help but wonder if they know they’re the soundtrack to your one-man mosh pit in your bedroom. I’d describe your taste as "deep cuts from a music nerd’s fever dream," but it's really just an audacious quest to fit in at a party where nobody knows who any of these bands are. And let’s address that unfortunate obsession with songs titled "Stay Away" and "Nothing to Nobody." Are you trying to tell us something, or are those just the anthems of your social life? If your playlists were a dating profile, they’d read like, “I enjoy long walks alone, anti-social gatherings, and crushing loneliness.” Honestly, I’m starting to think that your most played songs could double as psychological horror film titles. So here’s a tip: maybe next time, branch out to some artists that don’t make music specifically for you to mope to. Or, you know, just get a cat. It'll probably give you a more fulfilling musical experience than living in your "Nu Metal" nostalgia.

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